iNdescribable

2006-08-25T23:14:00.001+08:00

Chloe's (my lil sis) BIRTHDAY!

2006-08-25T23:14:00.000+08:00

GRANDMA's SO CUTEEEee

2006-08-25T23:13:00.000+08:00

The ladybug irritatingly ruins the picture coz A CERTAIN SOMEONE put it there :/

2006-08-25T22:43:00.000+08:00

ZONE COLOURS for the winzZZZzZZzz. got my 2nd so far for golf. its all good i guess....

on a slightly more miserable note. promos are in a month. and im reallyreallyreally scared. God please help me with my chem. its in tatters and im trying to pick up the pieces. just afraid i dont have enough time to mend the tears. gogo WONGPOHLEE. from my optimistic point of view, im gonna look for you alot from now on. and you are gonna sort out all the shit in this subject that i have accumulated.

krunkmarket is a no-go for me. promos just too close. perhaps after...i shall go somewhat crazy. MOS nov 21st. kenny's partayye. grab your tickets coz its gonna be limited.

k guys. sorry for the now-almost-gone-to-the-point-of-extinction posts, whoever still reads this...

golfgolfgolf

2006-06-01T22:17:00.000+08:00

im sunburnt now but happy. (: really quite happy.

we got interschool 'a' div team 3rd! man. that's really quite an achievement in itself. beat cj to 3rd spot by a stroke. not much but its really pretty well done considering that our hastily assembled team comprised a 10 and 18 handicapper at e start of e tournament.

played with max tan and hoong kit today. they played pretty alrite i guess, acjc won on countback. well, it was always gonna be a 2-horse race :/ oh..and i won individual gold for my div3 interschool event. heh. it kinda rocked playing a 79. tho honestly i could definitely have played better. -shrugz

met baby after everything. ate at pastamania...again (: man we do love that place dont we honey? then she sent me off at city hall. so sweet right. anyway, its kinda weird how my parents dont seem to think of it as much of an achievement. ohwells, maybe they know i am capable of better. i guess only time will tell eh?

2006-05-08T14:25:00.000+08:00

heh...though this was quite hilarious (:

A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength, Weakness, Opportunity, and Threat) Analysis.
He said, my strength is my wife.
My weakness is my neighbor's wife.
Opportunity comes when neighbor goes out.
Threat comes when I myself go out.

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly,"I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humor

Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage
"It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".

What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.

cheerios (((:

2006-03-01T21:00:00.000+08:00

elo peeps! zomg i know i haven't been updating, so sorry. but life's been kinda busy and all. ohwells, here's something from my dear roy to shake things up a bit in my lifeless blog.

Q: WHY DO TREES ALWAYS GET STRUCK BY LIGHTNING?

A: COZ THEY SWAY (suay)

AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA. gay.

tata. for now.

MERRY XMAS

2005-12-24T23:37:00.000+08:00

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODYYY!!!!

Phuket in 5 hours....

Back on the 1st.

so im also gonna wish everyone...

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!

2005-11-26T19:15:00.000+08:00

i think i look kinda funky with a plastic bag in hand eh? hahas.

grad night was rather better than expected. (: hussein going up with his buble antics and his quite accurate rendition of lao shu ai da mi, the dance i WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN was a blast as well. what can i say. blame the cheeks. i guess i looked kinda fucked up, tho the swelling had gone down quite a bit. everyone was going like 'SO CUTE' but seriously, if you were in my shoes you totally wouldn't dig the situation i was in. >.> lotsa pictures taken after the dinner. weird and laughable ones that took a lil over 2 hours to finish. cabbed home. my dad's totaly not a sport when it comes to late nights out (:

chinablack. man i hadnt had so much fun for ages. bumped into nicole and co. round midnight. all of us danced for like what? 5 hrs? of coz with breaks in between, but by the time it was 3, i could barely stand. ben, hobing, weiren slept over. guess they were having sort of a card hangover. lol. we just kept playing cards till it was almost dawn. damn..im missing it all already.

oh yea, and my entire family are serial freaks. they're watching some korean drama now. it was some chinese one last week. i think i need to do something bout this.

indochine, aurevoir

2005-11-26T14:34:00.000+08:00

after grad night

2005-11-16T11:11:00.000+08:00

i fucking hate it. got my wisdom teeth extracted. all 4 of them. and now my cheeks have blown up to twice its original size. like wtf?! it totally sucks. won't, can't and ain't stepping out of the house for the next few days.

2005-10-26T22:49:00.000+08:00

exams are over. And my money has been disappearing at an alarming rate. no thanks to movies and food and pool. i realise i cant carry on this self indulgence for much longer. but its bloody addictive (: heh.

yesterday. received my shitass results. got off school. ate, watched Deuce Bigalow with chenkai, daniel and alvin. funny movie. but you dont get your money's worth because its only 1hr20mins long. pooled. went home shagged.

today. got a few more papers back. got off school. 40yr old virgin was packed to the first row. so we(daniel, chenkai & me) watched the wig instead. dont like it. never liked horror movies -.-" pooled till about 9+. decided that tomorrow is a total waste of time. but i may come just for the matrices talk.

oh yea. people who are interested in going for the lifestyle bash on the 31st of oct gimme a ring. im still deciding whether i wanna go or not on the pretext of someone coming with me (:

2005-10-15T21:31:00.000+08:00

a month before i can golf.
3 months before i can run.
4 months before i can jump.
but im also a week from playing inter-class water polo (:

damn the common tests. i want it to be over NOW.

2005-10-06T16:12:00.000+08:00

vunderfull....phuay hock has revealed he enjoys screwing me everytime i try to leave class.

2005-09-30T22:18:00.000+08:00

have been too busy to update nowadays...chionging lots of overdue work. XD

i really dont like phuay hock. he came into class today and took away one of clemens's badminton rackets and jin's tennis one. he always has this sick sadistic smile on his face whenever he punishes someone. for example, all he needs to see is half my body still inside the classroom when he enters for HCL and he will start yelling at me to go over to him. then he will pull my ear and pinch my neck like im his friggin dog, all the time obviously enjoying himself...that sick shit. THIS HAS TO STOP! i think im gonna organise a STRIP PHUAY HOCK! session. after all, i have a class that seems all too willing to do so, all the time.

chris kwan. he doesnt seem like such a bad guy afterall... too bad...somehow i feel that its all just too little too late. had a nice conversation with him and kenny last night. we were discussing the incident, and this was part of it:

Kenny: eh if u so insistant on havin ur poster around hor. why not u get a carvesman. carve ur face into the pillar la. barney wanna get rid also cannot

Chris Kwan: haha. carve my face ah? u wld go sick bay due to puking.

Kenny: glad u noe ( :

Me: no wonder all the posters kena torn down.

lmao.

on a different note, check out something that happened in FLA:

DELTONA, Fla. -- A convenience store worker was arrested and charged Thursday after he confessed to urinating into a soda bottle, causing a customer who drank from it to become violently ill, according to a sheriff's report. Police said Anthony Mesa, 21, will be charged with tampering with a consumer product, which is a first-degree felony. The Volusia County Sheriff’s Office also has filed a complaint affidavit against a second clerk accused of being in on the prank. Earlier this week, Mesa was suspended from a Publix-owned Pix convenience store located off Howland Boulevard in Deland, Fla after his employers learned of the alleged incident.The Sheriff's Office initiated a criminal investigation on Tuesday after news reports of the incident surfaced. The 31-year-old victim, referred to by the initials "LT" in the arrest affidavit, bought the 20-oz. bottle of Mountain Dew and began drinking it. After realizing the drink didn't taste right, he started vomiting in the parking lot and then went back into the store to complain to the manager. The store conducted its own investigation, which focused on Mesa, according to the sheriff's report. Mesa did not confess to sheriff’s investigators but he gave a statement to his employer admitting what he did, according to the report. "I don't care if I'm fired and prosecuted because I deserve it," Mesa said in his statement. "Sorry for being immature. "Lab tests done by Publix on the contaminated Mountain Dew confirmed the soda contained urine, an official said "It is an isolated incident done by one of our associates," Stevens said. "Whatever measure is necessary, it will be executed and the employee will be dealt with." The victim, a foreman with a Daytona Beach construction company, became suspicious of the drink after he chugged the beverage last week, his attorney, Daniel Newlin, said "He vomited three or four times afterward," said Newlin. Newlin said that upon the advice of an infectious-disease doctor, the victim was being tested for diseases such as gonorrhea and hepatitis C."We're hopeful that the person who did this wasn't carrying any sexual, or otherwise, virus that could cause him harm," Newlin said. "Unfortunately, the doctors were very concerned. "The Sheriff's Office also filed a complaint affidavit against 20-year-old William Bonilla, a Pix clerk who's accused of coaxing Mesa into the prank. The State Attorney's Office will decide whether any criminal charges will be filed against Bonilla.

good mountain dew advertisement (:

this is hilarious.

2005-09-03T16:01:00.000+08:00

mmm....this was really hilarious. go check it out!

http://www.livejournal.com/users/dirigibles/75781.html

i missed house carn :(

British Tourists are Fucking Thieves

2005-08-16T20:16:00.000+08:00

Brits steal carloads of F**king Austrian roadsigns

By Lester Haines

Published Monday 15th August 2005 13:06 GMT

An Austrian village called Fucking will not change its name despite sniggering Brits making off with its roadsigns.

Mayor Siegfried Hauppl has asked visitors to lay off the signs which began to attract outside attention after British and US soldiers passing through in 1945 illuminated the locals as to the English meaning of Fucking, Ananova reports.

Hauppl explained: 'We had a vote last year on whether to rename the town, but decided to keep it as it is. After all, Fucking has existed for 800 years, probably when a Mr Fuck or the Fuck family moved into the area. The 'ing' was added as a word for settlement.'

We reckon that Fucking has been around a lot longer than 800 years, otherwise there wouldn't have been any Fucks to lend their name to the village in the first place, would there?

Be that as it may, the disappointing news is that the residents of Fucking are - according to Franz Duernsteiner, an expert on preposterous Austrian village names - very 'conservative' people. He said: 'Most of them can speak English, and when someone asks them where they come from they are a little ashamed to say it.'

That's fair enough, and certainly something the residents of Milton Keynes can sympathise with.

-http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/08/15/austrian_signs/

i can just imagine what the sign would be like:

hahaha...i thought the story was fucking hilarious (:
...and if i saw those road signs i would have stolen sooo many of them too and sold them on eBay for a tonne of cash. >.>

FictionPress.Com Story : The Nether twins

2005-08-09T17:53:00.000+08:00

FictionPress.Com Story : The Nether twins

" The elf rounded a corner. Large oval eyes, shimmering like molten lava, stared back. In the distance stood creatures he had never encountered before. Taller than average humans, they possessed muscular builds that were fortified with tough-looking plates that resembled body armour. Set upon their broad shoulders were scaly faces with slithered nostrils, teeth that cured outwards from their wide mouths. Their forked tongues flicked as they eyed Imrilith warily, waiting for the first sign of movement.

Imrilith ducked instinctively as he heard the sound of air rushing past him. A spear ricocheted off the corner, taking out a huge chunk of granite wall. With a snarl, he raised his hands, muttering several incantations in a long string that would have sounded like gibberish to a person unfamiliar with the magical arts. White bolts shot towards the lizardmen as he raised his rapiers, preparing to finish them off.

To his amazement, his lightning bolts did not even singe them. With their wickedly curved, serrated-edged blades they attacked, one coming at him with an overhead chop, the other in a waist-high slash. Dren and Rild arrived in time to see him turn aside both blades before jumping awkwardly to avoid the third blade. Crimson and Scarlet yelled a concordant battle cry as Imrilith whirled around a lizardman and struck with both blades simultaneously.
Snarling, the reptilian creatures fell back.

Dren and Rild, arriving beside Imrilith, stood helpless as the battle unfolded before them. They watched the sunlight play off the gleaming blades and the shimmering scales, enthralled by the display of expert swordsmanship.
Imrilith leapt back yet again. He had not been able to find a single weakness upon which he could capitalise. It was all he could do to hold these monsters back, and perhaps give the two boys a chance to get to Dunraven’s mansion.

"Get to the mayor's house!" Imrilith shouted. "The rest will be there. I'll take care of this myself."
Imrilith turned gracefully back to the remaining foe.

The lizardman hissed in rage and struck, but its blade hit only air as the nimble elf moved aside, the serrated edge passing within an inch of his fine mesh armour.

"Get moving, damn it!" the elf shouted. "To Dunraven's house! Now!"

Not only had his foes shown exceptional swordsmanship, they had shown exceptional coordination in their attacks or defence. All three of them lifted their swords to their chests before pointing the blades directly at him. Imrilith decided it was a sign of respect for the opponent. He nodded in acknowledgement and followed suit.

Then the battle began anew. "

woot.... CZ told me about this sci-fi fantasy story they had come up with as RE. really good i must say.... (:
courtesy of XJ, Kenneth and CZ. Already received 2 favourable reviews. Not done yet, but its worth a read. Another alternative to Ben's Warhammer 40k sci-fi action.

anyway, things have been real boring. :(
not much i can do bout it. i brought it upon myself anyway....
so many things i cant do now...things i probably will only be able to do in about 3 mths time...
ohwells.....im counting the months down....

damn do i get jealous when you tell me how much fun ure having (:

2005-08-05T12:00:00.000+08:00

im bored :(

2005-08-03T14:07:00.000+08:00

yay! i <3 my angels! (: THX to EVERYBODY WHO CAME I <3 U! CK, cheems, alvin, ben, melvin, MK , clemence, danny, sophie, gerry, cheryls and nic!

OH YEA! HOSPITAL FROCKS AND TRANSLUCENT UNDERWEAR IS THE NEW RAGE! everyone jus break a leg to go get your free pair... O_o

woot! no more mushy veggies and shitty soup. and no more nicole to DRIVE them down my throat :S cheryls arent much help either when they tell u that u're gonna become fat and ugly coz of the lack of exercise. ><

we chased away an uncle in the same ward! poor guy tore his ligament and then had to put up with US! he transferred to a single room soon after coz he complained that we were being noisy and annoying. ohwells i dun give a damn anyway. (:
FRIENDS > fat uncle in his mid-thirties who talks to much anyway =P

uh oh! now i have a math test waiting for me in school! I DUN WANNA GO BACK!

dramafeste / dr. tan 24hr marathon / sat

2005-07-31T09:18:00.000+08:00

i always wondered how much it hurt to break a bone and to be in a cast or on crutches hobbling about. well...i kinda know now. fractured my leg. rather badly :( big crack on one of the bones near the ankle - hurts like hell.

anyway, on a lighter note... played pool with ben weiren kahwei and hobing bf goin ta skool. went ta dramafeste with cheryls and nic. as usual, super attention-grabbers (: rather fun tho listening to them bitch about or swoon over practically everyone on set and in the lt =P hahaha. and.....BUCKLEY WON!! hah!

watched dr. tan. hes damn good. crazy pace. wonder how he could keep it up for 24 hrs. well...hes an extraordinary guy.

took them back for the dramafeste results. ben came along (: then they all had to go off halfway thru it. idiots. XD squeezed out. think both cheryls cars were there, and nic, who miraculously couldnt find her way back from ri after living in the estate opposite for 10yrs++, had to have me and ben go with her in case she lost her way O_o found her house... went back.

found kenny and cheemeng, wanted to catch the last train to orchard, didnt make it. so chilled at coffeebean for awhile (: aww man i think im getting addicted to mocha ice-blendeds,-kenny's recommendation. hahas. it closed bout an hr afterwards so we went back ta school. was supposed to go to chenkai's house ta stayover (y didnt i go?) and afterwards melvin asked me ta go orchard as well(y didnt i go also?) instead i played soccer with e sec3's then IT happened. felt the bone kinda snap. oddly enough could move the ankle around but it was swelling like shite. its about 2 times the size of my other leg at the point im writing this. so anyway...thx u guys who helped me and stayed wimme. my toe actually started cramping after awhile too. so the whole scenario seemed fucking lame and all. thx red cross for tying the useless triangular bandages that nv really did seem to support the ankle till indra came along. HAHA. and lastly, thx dad for sending me to NUH and waiting 4 cold hard hours for the diagnosis and cast to be completed.

hope its nuthin permanent. :( or it's gonna be a rough ride without soccer or other sports.

yea really do hope its nuthin permanent

some funny shite i found on f riendster... courtesy of weiquan (i think)

New Singapore Vocabulary

NKF: (verb) - to cheat, to report lower or higher figures with an intention to cheat, to report false figures.
Eg. AhBeng NKFed his salary to impress that chio bu he was after without realizing that she NKFed her vital statistics by wearing wonderbra.

NKF: (noun) - an organization whose modus operandi are dubious. Eg. Ah Lian left that company becauseshe foundthat it is an NKF.

TT Durai: (verb) - to secretly take and take money from company, to secretly maximize entitlements or privileges. Eg.Ah Seng regretted not TT Durai'ing as much as possible from his ex-company before he was sacked.

peanut: (noun) - a unit of currency equivalent to S$600,000. Eg. The jackpot for the Toto this Thursday is 2 peanuts(S$1.2m).

(((: ah fuck my leg hurts

2005-07-09T20:58:00.000+08:00

So I went to the Doctor's yesterday. He said, "What appears to be the problem?" I said, "I keep having this dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushing towards me and I keep pushing them away." He said, "How can I help?" I said: "break my arms."

(((:

just kill me now. im gonna miss 3 math lessons coz of the inter-school championships. :S ohwells.

and IM AN OFFICIAL MEMBER OF THE PCB GANG!!! oh yay. ><

2005-07-06T22:46:00.000+08:00

man...it sure sucks to have a 40 degree fever. hope it doesnt turn out ta be dengue or i wont be able to make it for nationals. fuck it.

try waking up a few times in the middle of e night, cold and shivering. your body's burning hot yet u feel like u are lying bare-backed on ice. u reach feebly for the ear thermometer and groggily stick it in your ear. a few seconds later a beep is heard and u sigh as your mind registers the reading on its glass face. 40.0 degrees. u mutter something to yourself, take 2 panadols and close your eyes while u wait for the cold to go away. The pills provide respite for yet another 6 hrs. and then it all floods back again.

i wanna get better ):

Yahoo! Singapore

2005-07-04T20:02:00.000+08:00

HAPPY YOUTH DAY PPLE!!!!!

i got a story for u guys btw.

This guy goes to a bar that's on the tenth floor of a hotel. He sits down and has a couple of drinks, then stands up, announces loudly that he has had enough, and goes over and jumps out the window.
Now, there are two men who are sitting at a window table, and having that natural human curiosity about the grotesque, watch as this man plummets to certain death. However, just as he is about to hit the ground, he rights himself, pulls his feet underneath himself, and lands gracefully.
He then turns and comes back into the building. Naturally, the two men are amazed. The guy comes back into the bar, orders a few drinks, then repeats the process. The two men at the window seat are astounded! When the guy returns and repeats the procedure AGAIN, the two men stop him before he jumps and ask him how on earth he does that. He replies "It's simple, really. There's an air vent down by the ground, and if you catch the updraft, you can right yourself and land on the ground with no problems." Then he proceeded to jump out the window again. Well, these two men decided that they just HAD to try this, so they jumped out the window, and SPLAT! made a freakin mess hitting all over the ground. Meanwhile, the first guy has made it back up to the bar. When he sits down to order his drinks, the bartender says "Superman, you can be a real motherfucker when you're drunk!"

(((:

quiz

2005-06-27T23:53:00.000+08:00

bored...did a quiz...got 147 =P hah! ans truthfully...

http://www.blogthings.com/eqquiz/

dat's all for now. ciao pple.

bintan....

2005-06-22T16:47:00.000+08:00

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/zero2015/iburnedmygfscooter17hd.jpg

click on this link....and u will realise how dumb some pple in the world can be.....
its rather sick but it will prove my point....

now to bintan...

mmmm...i think i fulfilled every one of my objectives except for, well u shld be able ta guess.....
my pile of work...

hahaha....but bintan's fun!!! esp when u have acsi guys who invite u over ta play PS2 everyday ><

met quite a few singaporean guys there too. as i mentioned earlier there were these 3 nicenice acsi guys who invited me over to their chalet ta play PS2 everyday for the last 4 days. BURNOUT 2 RAWKS!!! (or maybe its just coz its the only game where i can actually pwn pple (((: )

did lotsa stuff with them....if anyone has tried to play beach soccer before, they would know that its damn tiring.....and i mean really tiring....u really cant run anymore after a few sprints from end to end of the court... ><
were supposed to play paintball together the last day before we went back, too bad it rained... ): i was soo looking forward to splattering pple with paint (((: anyway, it would have been pathetic...ure given only 20 PAINTBALLS!!! like for 16 bucks tht really sux.....ohwells -shrugs

and I WON 80 BUCKS FROM GOLF!!! like i partnered my dad and we played really well together, thrashed the other guys' asses. hahaha...80 bucks.....woohoo!!!

fast forward to mon...

watched batman begins!!! its preddi nice..cept SOME people don't like katie holmes for some funny reason or the other. hahaha...ate carbonara at pastamania before the movie....which i couldnt finish...again...and then YOU.....YOU had to get tht fonzerelli shite and eat slowly it piece by piece, and u made me feel so guilty having to slurp up mine!!! =P ARCADE GAMES r LOUSY when u cant even kill the hostages ure supposed to rescue!!! how am I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT THE FIRE BUTTON doesnt RELEASE THEM!!! so it was like 2 bucks for a frigging 5 mins...hahaha...nvm its worth every single min going out with a hAwT babe yea??? XD oh wells....class gathering on fri...im wondering if i should gooo....

2005-06-22T16:41:00.000+08:00

imma being guai and reading ma books... (:

2005-06-22T16:36:00.000+08:00

freaking HEAVY sisters!!!! ><

2005-06-22T16:31:00.000+08:00

BEACH SOCCER!!!!!

bintan

2005-06-12T19:38:00.000+08:00

imma going bintan in 18 hrs time!!!

here is the list of things i wanna do there:

1. get a nice tan (:

2. not worry bout the untouched cobweb-gathering pile of work on my study table back in singapore

3. lower my scores in golf

4. play lotsa pool

5. thrash pple in laser-quest ><

this is what i have completed so far:

1. 2 maths questions in assignment 7

mmm...wow u have completed SO MUCH ben in the last 2 weeks. like omg.

anyway...MR AND MRS SMITH IS A NICENICE SHOW! (: everyone shld go watch... GO! angelina jolie is hAwT =P curvalicious and...did i mention hAwT? hahas. anyway....i found it rather corny how at one part of the movie they were trying to blast the hell outta each other and a few seconds later....they were fucking on the kitchen table or somewhere arnd its vicinity. -.-" haha...nvm i wont be a spoiler and reveal anything more bout the show but u guys HAFTA WATCH!!!

btw i just read this on friendster and its real touching....

my mom only had one eye. i hated her... she was such an embarrassment..my mom ran a small shop at a fleamarket. she collected little weeds and such to sell...anything for the money we needed. she was such an embarrassment.

there was this one day during elementary school..it was field day, and my mom came.i was so embarrassed. how could she do this to me? i threw her a hateful look and ran out. the next day at school..."your mom only has one eye?!?!" ..and they taunted me.

i wished that my mom would just disappear from this world so i said to my mom, "mom.. why dont you have the other eye?! if you're only gonna make me a laughingstock, why dont you just die?!!!" my mom did not respond..i guess i felt a little bad, but at the same time, it felt good to think that i had said what i'd wanted to say all this time..maybe it was because my mom hadnt punished me,but i didnt think that i had hurt her feelings very badly.

that night...i woke up, and went to the kitchen to get a glass of water. my mom was crying there, so quietly, as if she was afraid that she might wake me. i took a look at her, then turned away.because of the thing i had said to her earlier, there was something pinching at me in the corner of my heart. even so, i hated my mother who was crying out of her one eye. so i told myself that i would grow up and become successful. cause i hated my one-eyed mom and our desperate poverty..

then i studied real hard. i left my mother and came to Seoul and studied,and got accepted in the Seoul University with all the confidence i had. then, i got married. i bought a house of my own.then i had kids, too..now i'm living happily as a successfulman. i like it here because it's a place that doesnt remind me of my mom. this happiness was getting bigger andbigger, when..what?! who's this?!...

it was my mother.....still with her one eye. it felt as if the whole sky was falling apart on me.my little girl ran away, scared of my mom's eye.and i asked her,"who are you?!", "i dont know you!!!" as if trying to make that real. i screamed at her," how dare you come to my house and scare my daughter!""GET OUT OF HERE! NOW!!!" and to this, my mother quietly answered,"oh, i'm so sorry. i may have gotten the wrong address," and she disappeared out of sight. thank goodness... she doesnt recognize me..i was quite relieved.i told myself that i wasnt going to care, or think about this for the rest of my life. then a wave of relief came upon me...

one day, a letter regarding a school reunion came to my house. so, lying to my wife that i was going on a business trip, i went. after the reunion, i went down to the old shack,that i used to call a house...just out of curiositythere, i found my mother fallen on the cold ground.but i did not shed a single tear.she had a piece of paper in her hand.... it was a letter to me.

my son...i think my life has been long enough now..and... i wont visit Seoul anymore...but would it be too much to ask if i wanted you to come visit me once in a while?i miss you so much.. and i was so glad when i heard you were coming for the reunion.but i decided not to go to the school....for you...and i'm sorry that i only have one eye,and i was an embarrassment for you. you see, when you were very little, you got into an accident, and lost your eye. as a mom, i couldnt stand watching you having to grow up with only one eye... so i gave you mine...i was so proud of my son that was seeing a whole new world for me, in my place, with that eye. i was never upset at you for anything you did..the couple times that you were angry with me,.. i thought to myself, 'it's because he loves me..' my son... oh, my son...

yup....that was the story....touching right? -wipes a tear frm eye (:

ill be gone till next mon...dont miss me (:

2005-06-06T22:37:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRACIII!!!!!!! <3<3<3

Rather tiring week......golfed almost everyday.

had seletar GT junior open on wed and thurs. played rather okay...

fri played with eugene and the rest of the Ri golfers in sembawang CC. my nice dad arranged for us all ta be in 1 flight. heh. ><>

Sat.. played 9 holes with joel and our dads.

oh well...really nuthin much ta say. forgot wad else happened. hahas. anyway, looking for pple ta go out with during the hols. im dead bored lying at home. ><

2005-05-31T16:56:00.000+08:00

THANKS FOR CARRYING OUT PLAN PATTY FOR ME!
you are the bestest best friend ever :DDDD
and for the popcorn
i thought i owe you <3 funny thing

i shall overlook the fact that you don't know how to drink properly
and you had to spill it all over your shirt. ((:
HAHAHAHA
still i think you're nice.
(stop ostracizing fat pple!) :D
oh AND WE DO NOT LOOK LIKE A COUPLE
don't worry, i am sure we don't! ((:

leaving on thurs
don't miss me okay?
-bestfriend (:

2005-05-26T21:35:00.000+08:00

CLASS PARTY TOMORROW!!! -winks

hahas. so many things have happened. so little time to write bout it.

mmm. i guess i shall update sometime soon when i have more time ta waste in fronta my com. (((:

2005-05-26T18:10:00.000+08:00

i need to watch monster in law! ((:

i wanna watch, i must watch or i'll die.

hahas get the hint?

WATCH. okay?

i'll buy popcorn, i promise :DDD

-cheryl best friend!

2005-05-23T15:56:00.000+08:00

wahahahah! guess who?
yes yes guess who? cheryl the invader is here to raid barney's pretty blog! (:
barney should blog more often his blog's like dead.
blows dust and cobwebs off.
BESTFRIEND'S here to liven your blog up. :DDDDD

imm addicted to chocolate marshmallows. you can buy me one.

charmer! ((: haha you get to go out with eyecandy! but you don't know where to go. i salute you.
take eyecandy to horror movies! oh no i forgot how whiny you get during amnityville, funny shite.
erm i know! bring her clubbing! HAHA that's fun and it leaves a first impression best friend o.ooo
martini kiss
where are you? come back quick!
i got stuff to rant about!

(((:

2005-05-15T22:39:00.000+08:00

its been a real crazy weekend.

fri got back results for chinese, chem, bio, maths. failed chem and maths. >.< wat can i say. they've nv really been my forte. and for e amt of studying i put in for them, i dun think i deserve to pass anyway. e rest were ok tho. went lanning with e ruggers after school. dota'ing was rather weird after not playing for so long but i guess i did alrite. (((: had swimming carn in afternoon. played water polo for buckley. melvin subbed me in e second half and lincoln gave us a heart-attack...wahahha. aniwaes...WE WON 3-1! heh. i guess dats all tht mattered. family picked me up and i watched ARE WE THERE YET while my parents and sisters watched COACH CARTER at cine. was rather sian watching tht show alone but wad ta do when u've already watched all e nice movies. it was kinda cute until the ending where it was totally lame and rather pissing off. came home slept at 1.

woke up at 6. went ta school for ORA walkajogathon. mmm. had decided ta play 7v7 soccer instead of walking with cheryll (((: dint realli matter in e end coz it rained and e thing was cancelled. e soccer competition continued at 9.30. while waiting for our matches, i found my eyecandyy there!!! HAHA. cheryls and nicole came ta ask me ta buy tickets for psl carn. had no monayye...sorri...>.< for soccer drew 2 matches won 1, scored a goal, before i had ta go off for my golf competition at SCC. was real tired. couldn't swing proper and scored a 98. like omg. i was lucky i didnt hit into the 100's. bloody flu was creeping back. HOW THE FUCK DO U SWING WHEN YOUR TRYING NOT TA LET YOUR NOSE RUN WHILE U'RE LOOKING DOWN AT E BALL!!! so..it was preddi fucked up. filled the buggy compartment with tissues and i swear i lost at least half my body fluid -.-" went ta tampines mall to watch a show AGAIN. met up with abel's family. i had ta takkaire of my younger sis and abel's sis coz e rest were watching KINGDOM OF HEAVEN which was nc-16. had no real choice but ta watch XXX2 and it was preddi average. u know the typical action movie. all action and no storyline. collapsed into bed at 1 again...

slept until 2 p.m todayye. HAhA. had to sleep off my cold. bleah. went ta watch SAFFC vs TAMPINES ROVERS in e night. it totally rocked. watched with shivi, asif, ihtimum, ashvin. match was exciting and e score was 3-2 in e end. yay for dad who got us vip ticks. (((: random thought: me and shivi think e soccer cheerleaders r hot. heh.

exams....

2005-05-02T12:34:00.000+08:00

i guess it really sucks ta have your birthday on the day of your chinese exam... >.< oh well...at least i thought chinese paper was a blast. = ) pek was supposed ta come over and mug after that....inevitably we ended up playing fifa 2003.... bah so much for self-discipline and self-control...

im kinda screwed for my mid-years. my chem is rather sad....havent completed physics, bio and maths revision coz im worrying bout chem....wth am i supposed ta do...well...ill try ta do SOMETHING today and hope for all e best tomorrow lol...

oh yea....kinda xtra'ed with pek and lois on sat. = ) but pek wanted me along heh so after an enlightening remedial with low hsiew hsien went ta orchard library ta meet them. in the end after an hour of fruitless mugging cheryl came by with her horneyyy lil present. wahahhaha. not gonna elaborate.... oh well thankew cheryl! couldnt study anymore....so we went ta watch COACH CARTER at cine. i swear its like the NICEST SHOW EVER. IT TOTALLY ROCKS EVERYONE GO WATCH!! was pek's treat for my birthday = ) both of them r a mushy couple..yupyup. heh. hope u guys stay that wayy!

i think overall, turning 16 was preddi fun considering that i have e fuggin exams goin on = D U GUYS MADE MY DAY!! THANKEW

MINDS carn

2005-04-10T22:18:00.000+08:00

today was pretty uneventful...went ta my grandma's house for lunch picked my dad up from SAFRA cc then went swimming at Temasek club....hadnt been dere for a year but it dint realli change much. =D

well...yesterday was e MINDS carn. was preddi cool i tink >.< was buddying this guy called ridwarn or something liddat =S at first...i was beginning ta think it was a bad idea from the start...this "buddy" thingy. coz he was like always in his own world. dint realli respond to me when i said hi, this was what he would do: smile, look somewhere else, smile, look at me, smile, utter some funny sound, laugh. and i totally dint know wth was going on throughout. oh well, i decided that i might as well get e 3 hrs with him over and done with. had a pretty funny routine with the ball games in e carn too: grab a ball, smile, look at ball, kiss ball, laugh, throw anywhere.... haha. u shlda seen e look on everyone's faces. it took him at least half a minute bf he threw the ball EVERYTIME and it kinda attracted everyones attention. fast forward to the telematches on e track. as soon as he saw the track, he decided to run a 200m race by himself, forcing me to try ta get him back to e telematch. i was like omg. he kinda liked running away from me too. wahahahha. i actually managed to get him hooked on something in e end tho, SOCCER!!! well, with e 4K peepz. he was like super enthu...cept that whenever he got the baal he would pick it up and kick it to a direction where nobody was... all in all...it was a preddi gr8 experience. kinda even actually got attached to e guy after it all sorta ended. heh.

there was the mercedes championship in my club yesterday too. i kinda won it and kinda didnt. bahh...

rest of e week was a blur. im sufferin frm amnesia like darhh...sad for me. haha. bye guys.

handphone...

2005-03-30T18:17:00.000+08:00

it really sucks to have your hp taken away from you.....i mean like wtf? how am i supposed to know that grace chong could see over my table with her being 'so tall and wearing heels as well'.....at least...that was how she put it.
possibly, i may not get it back for a mth...but it looks more like 1-2 weeks now...i hope.

pat nathan is pregnant. wheeee! that = 6 free periods this week altogether. someone say hallelujah =D thts like 6 hrs of stoning and sleeping. wahahha. PLUS it gives us some much needed time to catch up on i-learning work...

Watched The Day After Tomorrow in Bio class today. Hell it rawked...all 30 mins of it =X the rest is supposed to be an incentive after finishing each topic in class...oh well....i think the graphics are pretty cool....and i didnt mind watching it for the second time for the golf-ball-sized hailstones and huge tsunamis ^^

im jealous of cheryl....how the heck did u get into zouk....lol even kenny thinks it hard ta get in dere....u musta been wearing 1 foot heels =X heh. my angelic darling has been helping out at the katong special school. those guys had like some fast-aging syndrome or something and she felt so sad for them >.< awww...

anyways...hope i get my hp back real soon...dying without it....bye peepz.

eu.

2005-03-17T16:37:00.000+08:00

u're all i ever want.

. thats wort friends are ferr*

2005-03-13T23:34:00.000+08:00

. thats wort friends are ferr*

haizz....quite sian of blogging really. so tis wont be a reallee long one. =X

played quite well tho yesterday. scored a damn gd round and won e junior division in my club competition ^^ heh...

otherwise...nuthin much ta blog la. cept dat skool is OVER and have like bout 2 weeks ta enjoy bf goin back ta get screwed by teachers all over again. oh ya.. and my poor dog is limping...hope she gets better... >.<

babyy -.-

2005-03-02T19:54:00.000+08:00

heh. i lurve watching movies with my darhhhh.

hmm...treated pekpek to constantine as a b'dae gift ^^ and darh brought pearly along. pearly's nice =D altho dunno y u 2 keep laughing for no apparent reason. -.- o well...movie was quite nicee...altho SOMEONE was scared to bits?! haha.

pek had a big revelation. hmm...nv saw it coming =P well...wish u 2 e best of luck!! and...and....skool sorta sucked todae...and kinda rocked in a wayy too...bleah wth am i talking bout.

well...chandru didnt come today. tho half his period was taken up for e UN resolution proposal thingy. huijoo is PREGNANT?!?! omg. now she's gonna like pms all dayy long. haha. and i thought that her husband couldnt make it ;) apparently they found a way....somehow. practically my whole class failed lit. ike wtf!?!? nathan shld nv be so evill...we're still trying ta adjust from the kelvin yap way of life....O_o anyway. i got 15/30....which i cant believe...but ill still gladly take...whew. crazy week. physics-bio-chem tests are HATEFUL...fucking dumb mugging subjects. in which i still dunno shit bout chem..

kae...still got a huge eng essay ta do by tomorrow. cya!

^^

2005-02-27T23:18:00.000+08:00

morning...woke up feelin a lil grumpy. had my kueh chap dat parents bought back den did some revision for physics. teehee. havent done anything liddat for..for...dunno how long =X newaez...we had ta go pick up this old angmoh couple frm e cruise centre. they were on this round-da-world cruise larhz. found out dat darhling was going ta the same chinese restaurant as me for dinner. heh. so she was like panicking coz she didnt want her parents to know i was dere. turned out dat her mom kinda recognised me in e end la when i passed her on e way ta e toilet.... sheesh. but e food was gd. yupyup ^^ chilli & pepper crab, kangkong, some kinda lil squid thingy dat tastes realli nice =P & DRUNKEN PRAWNS. yumyum. oh well...tht old couple was nicee and they have practically been everywhere around e world....venice, paris, japan...u name it, they have been dere. talk bout being rich $_$

rest of the weeks been kinda crappy tho...chinese test failed like shit...preddi pissed with myself but wad ta do...last min studying realli hurts ya ^^ bahh..i gtg ler...ciao

^^

2005-02-17T21:35:00.000+08:00

skool suked todayy....was oh so sick yesterday dat i forgot to bring back my chi shou ce and ke ben. so i was left with nuthin to study at all for e night. wouldnt have been able to anywayz...was running some blaardy high fever and had this throbbing headache. so had ta ask my nicee dad to send me to skool early so i could study in class. didnt help much tho. i prob still failed my chi test in e end. even hui joo (chi tchr) was like lamenting dat my paper was preddi hopeless when i asked her if she could go easy on e marking. haiz. nvmnvm. and i found out dat missing a maths lesson on trigo REALLY hurts. as in REALLY. didnt friggin understand anything at all during maths lesson todayy. it was datt sad. at least re was nice. 3 full periods of slacking and lazing arnd in e library doing practically nothingg. slept bout 2 periods i think. ^^ went to meet darhh after dat. we were like walking abt parco and she gave me dis nice lil valentine card which i thot was preddi sweet of her. awwww.. >.<
...so much for watching constantine with her.... =S haha and for tht matter she didnt want ta watch anything at all..bleah. so in e end she dragged me along ta take neoprints with her which i totally didnt know how to....or didnt want to...wadeva way u wanna look at it. in e end..haiz...couldnt prevent e inevitable...so i took. i tink e pics turned out okayy la. ^^ hmm..hope u like e bracelet darhh ^^ tht's bout all yupyup. byeee.

..

2005-02-16T18:36:00.000+08:00

todayy was horriblee....had a fever in e morning...but when mum heard i had a lit test today, she forced me to go to skool..which was totally fine coz i was feeling better after waking up at bout 11.30. dad woke me up and he drove me ta skool...thing was...i started feeling reali bad and was like suffering from a major headache and getting the chills. so there i was...shivering in class and taking my lit test....im so gonna fail...at least my mum regretted making me go ta skool. coz when i called her up, she was like so not gonna ever force me back to skool if im sick ever again. ^^ oh well....ilu darling! thx for being concerned. haha. u made my day so much better. unlike some dumb ming kiat who kept on saying tht e bloody porter in macbeth was a main character..... cny's harvest was plentiful...hahas, at least for me. won bout 100 bucks playing blackjack..in bout 2 hrs!! hahas pro anot. 3 blackjacks one banban and 2 ngoh lengs. and i was playing with bout 9 pple. which came up to bout a huge loadd of money...^^ had like a sea of purple yusof ishaks. >.< hope ill get better by tomorrow. im counting on the panadols. haha. or else i wont be able to watch a movie with my darling yea? byebyebyebyebye

2005-02-08T21:11:00.001+08:00

Hawaii!!!!!!!!!!! golf ^^

2005-02-08T21:11:00.000+08:00

Hawaii!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-02-08T21:10:00.000+08:00

Hawaii!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-02-06T01:14:00.000+08:00

sorry for e short posts......feeling damn lazy ta blog nowadays.

hmmm....CNY is comingg!!! gambling time... =) im soo gonna gamble all my money awayy. -.-" haiz. so much work ta do..again. im so screwed. and its already 1 a.m. on a sunday. bahh.

tues is gonna be hell for me. and u can only go out for like wad?? 2-3 hrs?? sadd....i wanna spend more time with u lorhz. ^^ nvm la. another time i guess.. =P

gonna watch e arsenal vs aston villa match now. byebyebye guys

sick

2005-01-31T11:01:00.000+08:00

bleah...feeling uber sick now. down with a sore throat and a fever.
at least i didnt have to sit for today's lit test >.<
gotta go take a rest. byebye.

2005-01-21T22:10:00.000+08:00

american idol has started again!!! and it was darn funnyy =D mann...sometimes u wonder how those horrible-sounding guys get through e first screening anyway. =P

went cine todayy with pek xiong and brent. and it was damn dumb pls. hahas. somebodiee was making so many idiotic remarks e whole time los....bleah. but it was funn la. i know its like abit the late. BUT MEET THE FOCKERS IS A NICENICE SHOW!!!! e dog and babyy were e cutest things alive ^^ asssshoooooooo....so much for nurses being gd influences on babies. =)

oh ya btw. i found out smth. somebodiee hor is called GOLIATH. =D wonder y...coz u dun look so scaryyy to me =P hahas. beeg beeg monsters r also very scared of some pple finding out where dey are. ;) bahh...DONT FORGET THURSDAY!!!!

e new zealanders have left.. sho sadd. didnt even sayy a proper gdbye to them. >.< but i guess james did a gd job bringing them around and everything ^^ oh ya. speaking of james....if his prefect badge is taken away frm him. im totally gonna get a petition up or something. i mean like...since when did james do anything unbecoming of a prefect? some pple r just totally unreasonablee...

gonna walk to east coast now with some familyy friends :D will keep u guys updated!! buhbye

2005-01-14T23:05:00.000+08:00

new zealanders r scaryy....go ask tom, his biceps r like blaardy apples. >.< played arm-wrestling with him. ha! we drew even tho his arm is like twice mine. ^^ quality matters most yea? hahaz. did i mention dat they r pro soccer players? one of them even plays as goalkeeper for his state.

midnight suppers rock my world! cant live without them. ahha. pigging out late at night is bad for health(and tummy). but who cares? ^^ commonwealth essays r blaardy irritating. im soo gonna get screwed by pat nathan or something. deadline was supposed to be on wed. and i still havent passed it up OR asked for an extension. deadline just took on a whole new meaning....at least i got danny to accompany me yea? hahaz.

Im addicted to soccer. yea im goin crazee over it. hahaz. after school anyone?

skool...

2005-01-09T01:01:00.000+08:00

cant believe im in my final yr at ri. O_o guess ive been having wayy too much fun den actually studying. haha. but yea rite...like dat explains my grades. >.< and I GREW TO 172!!! WOOOO!!! but....i still need to grow taller. hrumph.

hmmm. skool. pat nathan is teaching us english and lit!!!! and we also got lillian wong/tan for bio. *glances at an envious kenny* =D tis year is so gonna rock. did i mention tht we have a new yearhead? so much for 10 mins sex talks and fuked up skool attires. =X i tink e ruggers r like addicted to lanning or sumthing...haha. they went like everyday on e first week of skool to lan at thompson. crazeee pple. ^^ i better stop too. dat kinda thing is better left to pple with more time, more money and rugby balls. haha

oh ya, GRACI!! u and ur empty promises =P since when did sports ccas train on tuesdays and thursdays. =X damn dat is soo unfair. nvm la. we can always work something out yea? ^^

and e sec1's r shoo cute!! well, at least its gonna be easier cutting queues during recess this year ;) too bad the sec1 orientation is done in ri now. they're missing out on all e FUN we had in sarimbun. haha.

4 hours of non-stop soccer is bad for u. damnit i shouldnt have done dat. at least they postponed todays golf competition coz of rain. i sprained my blaardy ankle and it hurts like crazee. limping around your house is sooo not e wayy to spend the weekend. -.-

my dog chased a postman today....who just happened to be muslim...who just had to be there when my gate was unlocked. my sis told me our german sheperd scared e living daylights out of e poor dude. after apparently realising a huge fully grown adult female dog was running at lightning speed towards him, e postman started yelling and swearing and cursing in malay, den he accelerated somemore and sped off. so much for it only happening to pple in movies. =P i always knew dat my dog had an affinity with postmen..this just confirmed it. ^^

ill update u guys another time! Have a great week ahead everybodie!!!

happi new year!~

2005-01-04T18:54:00.000+08:00

happy new year everybodie! been lazy to blog recently. -.- *shakes head*
hope u guys had an awesome start to e new year. well, i guess i sorta did. =D
coming back at 7 in e morning SOAKING WET is funn. hahaz.
cant talk too much. rock on ya'll and may tis year be the best one yet!

HAWAII!

2004-12-22T09:11:00.000+08:00

hawaii rawks!! cant get enuff of waking up to a blue and cloudless sky eveyday!

forget phuket. i became chaota going to e beach everyday. life is so slack dere tht pple wear swimsuits to e mall. uhuh. did i mention tht dere is a rainbow in some part of e sky at any given time?

oh ya. and e 10 feet waves. they were like uber huge. good for body surfing too. i rock at it! =P my dad and i also went golfing dere. i played 84 at one of e top100 courses in e US! (for those of u who dunno anything bout golf, thts preddi good) =D

my mum's boss was kind enuff to let us stay in his apartment on big island for free. it would have cost us 1k a nite otherwise. =X oahu is like one big shopping paradise. it was where we stayed for like 4 days bf going on to big island. i bought alot of a|x stuff dere. haha. and a pair of vans skater shoes! (kenny is so gonna suan me for this.) bleah.

and dere was this surfing competition. like wow, those guys out dere were riding e pipeline like they had done it their entire lives. ok mebbe they have been doing it their entire lives. =X but still. they were damn pro. wanna be like them. =P

i awfully missed darleng. haha. but i wanna go back! it is like so shiok to not worry bout skool dere. now i come back and realise tht i have this huge pile of work to complete. omg. and i dun even feel like starting on it. guess its gonna be another bad start to e year huh. =S

just cut my hair yesterday. my dad la! ask e bloody barber to cut as short as possible. its like uber short now. i look funny. not gonna step out of e house until it grows back. haha. mebbe shld slap some gro-hair-fast formula on my head or something =P

erm. sorry for e trouble of a new blog. will be posting more regularly now. and merry christmas everybodie!